ORMOND BEACH, FL - - March 31...a day that will live in infamy or something like that. Sixteen years ago I retired on 3/31 and never looked back.
Of course, there were a few (or more than a few) folks who thought I retired way before the official day. So, you may ask, why not have waited a day until April 1. I was already getting "April Fools" jokes way before I stopped coming in.
Among the G-rated nicknames I was known by were "Dr. No" and "The Grinch". Explaining the backstory to those would take the fun out of it. Hey, I still got a pretty neat retirement party...and best wishes to "not let the door hit you in the ass on the way out."